What do you mean Julio will read my script?

We mean exactly that. Julio will read your script and provide several pages of detailed non-comedic coverage telling you what works and what doesn't. Of course, unlike the podcast, this isn't a free service. It's $50 for features and $40 for TV pilots. But you can get $10 off if you're a listener of our show! (and if you aren't, how did you get here?) Just tell us, when you submit your screenplay, which is your favorite episode of The Contrarians and why.

Turnaround will be about two weeks (unless Julio starts getting overwhelmed and then we'll let you know). That's pretty fast, kids. And he's been doing this for a while, hearing people tell him he should start doing it professionally so... rest assured, you'll get your money's worth.

To submit a screenplay, or for more information, email